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[八卦江湖]世界打飞机新纪录诞生！囧囧有神

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　　日前由德國學生漢斯所創下的24小時連續升天27次的打手槍紀錄被大幅刷新了
　　
　　最新一位登上打手槍界霸主的王者是強尼馬丁，靠著對反覆工作的持續力與強大恢復力、
　　忍耐力，終於完成24小時36次之壯舉
　　
　　在24小時中強尼靠著斷斷續續的睡眠以及400部的A片，在3個銀幕包圍下以良好的狀況
　　進行挑戰。
　　
　　他的前臂肌肉已鍛鍊成打手槍專用，毫無無用的肌肉並以前所未有的手技完成此項偉業
　　
　　在完成壯舉後的採訪中，他說道：「打手槍就是我的人生」
　　「為了這天，從13歲就不停地鍛練，能有今天的紀錄了無遺憾」
　　
　　記者問到他接下來的目標是什麼時，他回答道：「首先，我要先把我已經又腫又燙到不行
　　的小弟弟，好好的用水或冰塊降溫」。

　　附上原文:
　　
　　It's official, Johnny Martin is the new king of masturbation. In a stunning feat of endurance and determination, Johnny Martin achieved 36 orgasms in a 24 hour period!
　　
　　Sleeping intermittently during the 24 hour marathon, Johnny Martin remained focused and aroused by his impressive library of pornographic films. With over 400 films in his library and 3 televisions playing movies at all times, he had a continuous stream of footage to aid him in his quest.
　　
　　It is apparent by the massive development of the muscles in his forearm that Johnny Martin is not your average masturbator. In an interview with UJ reporters after the record setting event, Johnny Martin was quoted as saying, "masturbation for me is a way of life. I've been training for this day since I was 13 years old and I'm happy with my performance today".
　　
　　This record was formerly held by German Student, Hans Blickstein who achieved 27 orgasms in a 24 hour period. Mr. Blickstein was not available for comment.
　　
　　When asked what his next world record achievement would be, Johnny Martin said "my immediate goal is to get a bag of ice and some lotion on my penis to soothe the burning".